Funny 2021 Vintage Pictures Calendar Filled With Sarcastic Comments

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  • 01
    Cartoon - if only we could cover up all our mistakes with frosting
  • 02
    Illustration - see? cleaning one thing just makes everything else look dirtier
  • 03
    Dish - 1% inspiration... 99% random stuff from the fridge
  • 04
    Clothing - expiration dates are for the weak
  • 05
    Retro style - is it just me? ... or is this no fun at all?
  • 06
    Homemaker - why, I'd be delighted to put my needs last again
  • 07
    Cook - I'm lucky he cooks... he's lucky I don’t
  • 08
    Toaster - Shutting up is also gluten-free. Have you tried shutting up?
  • 09
    Yellow - a woman's work is never done in this house, it's rarely even started
  • 10
    Grocery store - what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve
  • 11
    Vintage advertisement - sorry, salad... box of wine has to go somewhere...
  • 12
    Nose - I drive them everywhere... they drive me crazy
  • 13
    Retro style - see, darling? valium makes everything seem fun!
  • 14
    Clothing - when my children tell me they want me out of their personal space I like to remind them that they came out of my personal space
  • 15
    Facial expression - |cats don't care if you're crazy
  • 16
    Food - why order pizza when this only took five hours and will go completely unappreciated by my children?
  • 17
    Food - personally I wouldn't mind being replaced by a robot
  • 18
    Retro style - they say "do one thing every day that scares you"... I just called my mother
  • 19
    Smile - when you make it yourself EELNAE it's whatever size you say it is
  • 20
    Hair - sure, I set a bad example... fortunately my kids pay no attention to me
  • 21
    Yellow - it's not spying if you're holding a dust rag

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