Funny 2021 Vintage Pictures Calendar Filled With Sarcastic Comments

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Nov 15, 2020 4:00 PM EST

Given what a sh*t show 2020 has been, we're hopeful that 2021 will be somewhat better. Seriously, nothing can be worse than 2020 (right?!), but just in case, the latest Anne Taintor calendar will brighten up your year. Filled with retro pictures of women, it has a sarcastic and quippy twist. Its hilarious and dark humor makes it the only calendar you need for 2021. If it hits your funny bone, you can find it on Amazon.


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  • 01
    Cartoon - if only we could cover up all our mistakes with frosting
    via Anne Taintor
  • 02
    Illustration - see? cleaning one thing just makes everything else look dirtier
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  • 03
    Dish - 1% inspiration... 99% random stuff from the fridge
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  • 04
    Clothing - expiration dates are for the weak
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  • 05
    Retro style - is it just me? ... or is this no fun at all?
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  • 06
    Homemaker - why, I'd be delighted to put my needs last again
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  • 07
    Cook - I'm lucky he cooks... he's lucky I don’t
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  • 08
    Toaster - Shutting up is also gluten-free. Have you tried shutting up?
    via Anne Taintor
  • 09
    Yellow - a woman's work is never done in this house, it's rarely even started
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  • 10
    Grocery store - what am I making for supper? why, sweetie, I'm making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve
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  • 11
    Vintage advertisement - sorry, salad... box of wine has to go somewhere...
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  • 12
    Nose - I drive them everywhere... they drive me crazy
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  • 13
    Retro style - see, darling? valium makes everything seem fun!
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  • 14
    Clothing - when my children tell me they want me out of their personal space I like to remind them that they came out of my personal space
    via Anne Taintor
  • 15
    Facial expression - |cats don't care if you're crazy
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  • 16
    Food - why order pizza when this only took five hours and will go completely unappreciated by my children?
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  • 17
    Food - personally I wouldn't mind being replaced by a robot
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  • 18
    Retro style - they say "do one thing every day that scares you"... I just called my mother
    via Anne Taintor
  • 19
    Smile - when you make it yourself EELNAE it's whatever size you say it is
    via Anne Taintor
  • 20
    Hair - sure, I set a bad example... fortunately my kids pay no attention to me
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  • 21
    Yellow - it's not spying if you're holding a dust rag
    via Anne Taintor

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